What’cha gonna do with all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma gonna make, make, make, make you ashamed! Make you ashamed to play this game!
Dragon Age 2 is the first game in YEARS where I’ve been genuinely relieved that I no longer live with my parents. If there’s a woman on the screen, she’s probably a Titty Monster. I know that the gaming audience is predominately male and all, but there are LOTS of girls who are into Dragon Age, and you don’t see the male characters with huge prehensile dongs snaking out the seams of their plate mail.
There was a more realistically-proportioned young lady towards the end of the demo, but she was promptly stabbed. In the chest. By a Boob Queen.
See you Thursday!
-Mattout.
This makes me sad (the demo, not the comic). I’ve yet to play the first Dragon Age but recently picked it up, as it was recommended by a friend who is, in fact, female.
It’s still a good game and I’m still picking it up — I just wish I could play it without an impossibly over-developed sorceress spilling out of her robes in every other scene.
And yet, the female main character? Totally not afflicted by this Lara Croft disease. (At least not from what I’ve seen in the demo.) I can’t decide if that was a good idea or not on the developers’ parts. It’s like they’re trying to be “sensitive” to their female players by not turning them into sex objects running around saving Ferelden… but you still get surrounded by all of the same busty NPCs anyway, which, to me, says “Here, you can have your female character to play as… but she’s still at least 50% a guy in comparison to these -real- women we have over here”.
That probably made more sense in my head. But, whatever, the point still stands!
Ok, I HAVE to point this out.
The start of the demo is a DWARF telling a HEROIC legend. The sister’s boobs are HUGE because its a pervert dwarf telling the tale. When you get to the “tell me what really happened” part, and its no longer a legend being told, the breast sizes are much much smaller, particularly on his sister. Notice also the heroic armor, the heroic muscles and the heroic magic is replaced by a whole group of people fighting with rusty weapons and magic that is nearly nothing more than sparks.
That’s actually not something you’ll see in the rest of the game. That part of the “story” is being told from the burly dwarf’s perspective. He’s uh… “embellishing” on certain facts that a rowdy male would like in a story. I imagine when other characters regail the events you play in, it will fit the way -they remember- the events(which will most likely include fewer Titty Monsters, depending on the maturity of the person reciting Hawke’s story).
It’s not exactly Rashomon or anything, but yeah.