Someday I'll get around to telling the tragic origin of Morbidly Obese Roadside Statue of Liberty Wearing a Ski Mask.
No, you know what? I'll do it right now.
He got fired from the gas station and now he does this part-time since they won't hire him back at the pizza shop because of his DUIs.
That's some heart-breaking stuff, right there.
Anyway, my back is all kinds of effed up right now and sitting in this goddamn office chair is only making it worse, so let me wrap things up with my usual plug and we can all go about our business.
For me, that business is eating food and trying to remain as horizontal as possible - for you, that business is following me on Twitter (@LittleTMart) and continuing to spend your evening however smart, funny, attractive people such as yourselves spend their evenings.
See you Thursday!
-Mattout.