Trying to reap all that the Steam sale as to offer is like knocking the top off a fire hydrant with a sledge hammer and trying to drink all of the water that comes out. It will kill you if you let it. As a game hoarder, it presents a number of problems for me because 1.) It’s a constant test of my willpower, 2.) I have very little willpower to begin with, and 3.) Everything is direct download, so when I inevitably crack, I’m left without a stack of video games to build a ramshackle shelter with.

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See you next week!

-Mattout.