Sorry for the delay getting something new up! My PC caught a power surge (or something?) and I was left without a way to draw comics. It’s fixed now, though - thanks to everyone who gave me a hand!
This Pitfall! thing twists my shit more that it should, but I hold the Pitfall! name with a certain degree of reverence, which is kind of a dumb thing to do given the quality of every other Pitfall! game made after 1984’s Pitfall II: The Lost Caverns. If you really want to celebrate 30 years of Pitfall!, maybe you should dig out your 2600 and play some em-effing Pitfall!, or if that isn’t an option, you can always download Microsoft Game Room and grab it there. Remind Pitfall Harry that we still love him. Because he’s lonely, guys.
So lonely.
Just like I AM when nobody tweets me. Help me persevere – follow me on Twitter @LittleTMart and fill my empty heart with your tweets.
See you next week!
-Mattout

Saw a video of the game in action, looks pretty fun but I still prefer console games. Eventually every game on iOS will be either angry birds or temple run or some kinda strategy board game set in hell.
It doesn’t look awful, especially not for a buck or two. I just get grouchy about this stuff because I’m old and sometimes I need to invent something to be mad at.
Back when I was younger and unemployed I could not afford games, now years later I would rather spend 60 bucks on shadow of colossus than buy 60 iphone games for $1.